"Ozark snark"

Films: Ozark Sharks (2016)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Lake

Height/Weight: That of average sharks.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: Again with the freshwater sharks?! At some point, these people are just going to have to admit that they wanted bull sharks, but thought they weren't big enough or something. Pour one out for the sharks being forced into waters nature didn't intend them for.

History: Somewhere in the Ozarks, freshwater sharks, six in total, have been assaulting the tourists. It is implied that the constant fireworks have worked up an appetite for these predators, and there's little that can stop them. That is, until the people start bringing out the big guns.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: All of the sharks are killed in one way or another, including but not limited to wood chippers and gigantic firework cannons. In a way, the sharks' attacks are tame in comparison to what they got in the end.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2-These sharks are rather pathetic, even compared to other Syfy sharks. They're not as powerful as their ocean cousins, they have awful CGI, the practical props are a joke, and occasionally stock-footage of real sharks used in their place. If anything, we'd have more to fear from those who killed them. Who would drag a shark into a woodchipper anyway?!

Trivia: -These sharks bear a passing resemblance to large Caribbean reef sharks. While they're not necessarily aggressive, and can even be fed by experienced divers, they are often ravenous, and won't be afraid to bite when provoked.

-This film is known in Spain as "Summer Shark Attack".


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It's certainly gonna be a bummer.
Dock diving gone horribly wrong.
"Whoever peed in the water is a dead man swimming."

We watched the Saw movies and THIS is quite brutal.
Fin of July coming up!


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